127 Hours

Aron Ralston is the real deal. In fact, Aron Ralston is Iron Man! All the previous Iron Man competition winners couldn't hold a candle to this dude. Physical endurance, mental toughness, guts. Whatever! Name it, Ralston has it.

THE Aron Ralston.

It's no surprise that James Franco got a nomination for this flick because he really did pull off an amazing performance.

Colin Firth's stuttering shenanigans ain't worth shit.

I liked how he lightened up the mood even if he was in a life-and-death situation.

Any situation with Scooby-fuckin'-Doo in it would definitely be lighter.

Even if he was drinkin' his own piss, he still likened it to drinkin' a Slurpee, which made me snicker a bit. Cool dude.

Mountain Dew, Blue John Canyon flavor.

I was just thinkin' that if this had happened in the future, he wouldn't have severed his arm. With GPS in everyone's cellphones(and brains probably), people could have easily tracked him down. Too bad not all cellphones have it.

Damn cellphones!!

It's funny to think that some moviegoers actually fainted while watchin' this flick.

Anemia could also play a factor.

This gets a 7 out of 10,
(+1) because it' James Franco.
(+.5) because of Danny Boyle's weirdness.
And another (+.5) because of Ralston's bad-assery!





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