At long fuckin' last! The Harry Potter to end all Harry Potter movies! If you've waited long enough for this, you may wanna cry for you will not see Daniel Radcliffe and friends again for quite some time.
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| Well you can actually catch him in Broadway once in a while. |
Honestly, I haven't read books 6 & 7 yet. So it was quite a surprise that Severus Snape died a very violent death.
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| Yes, the Basilisk had a heavy dinner in this final installment. |
I also saw in this film how strong professor McGonagall was. With just a couple of flicks using her wand, she was able to expel Snape from Hogwarts. It's like the equivalent of your grandma forcing your toughest and meanest uncle out of the house.
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| Insiders say she's a witty motherfucker as well. |
Now since I haven't read the final books, I feel like I just didn't give a fock even if all of 'em died. As long as Voldemort is also flushed to hell with all the dead, that's all I care about.
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| He does look like a turd, so the flushing's justified. |
As for Harry Potter's stupidity when he threw away the elder wand, well no words could explain that imbecilic act. Would you throw away somethin' that could give you almost absolute power? The only explanation for that would be Harry's paranoia that he would give in to the dark side or somethin'. But that's just plain stupid.
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| C'mon Harry! You're better than this guy! |
This film gets a 7/10 for me.
-2 for not fully bein' in 3D.
+1 for McGonagall's fight scene(and a line when she said a spell to activate Hogwarts' stone guards.
Overall 6/10!
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