Sucker Punch

Awesome movie! Critics didn't like it, but I don't give a flying-knee'd fuck!

Tell that to my face, and you'll be receivin' one of these.

I admit that the plot's a li'l bit shallow, but who fuckin' cares?! It's all about the eye candy for me baby!

No sugar added.

Abbie COrnish(a.k.a. "Sweet Pea" is hot hot hot! I didn't realize she was this hot.

Not a single person realized it either.

Rocket was just OK. I bet she's hot in person. But she just wasn't my type as compared to the other sucker chicks on display. Though her fighting moves looked the most legit among the four of 'em.


Vanessa Hudgens was a pleasant surprise when the 1st scene which included her came up. Besides the fact that she looked sluttier than usual, she also looked whoringly beautiful.

Not pictured: Fishnet stockings.

Jamie Chung, I honestly believe, was chosen for this flick just to complete the racial line-up. They didn't need to include a black woman because they needed to add some exotic flavor to the set of protagonists. They don't need to add a hot chick of Arab descent because seriously, fuck terrorists!

Fuck terrorists? Hell Yeah!

Now Vanessa Hudgens is also Asian, but she's only half Asian(her mom's a Filipina). Plus she looks more like a Latina chick, so they went full-Asian by getting Chung.

Half Asians still any time o' day sir!

Emily Browning(Baby Doll) sure has matured a lot since her A Series Of Unfortunate Events days. There's no denying that this woman's got talent! Besides coverin' Sweet Dreams..., she also sang a couple of tracks for the movie's soundtrack. Without a single doubt, her talents were exploited 100%.

Emily Browning during the shoot.

Speaking of the soundtrack, my favorite was this Beatle cover version of Tomorrow Never Knows by some lady. It sounded just a wee bit more futuristic than the original version. But the pulsating drumbeats were virtually the same.

I rate this movie 6.5 outta 10.
Plus .5 for the excellent Beatle cover.
Plus .5 because Emily Browning looks so cute.
Plus .5 because I just discovered how hot Abbie Cornish is.
And another .5 because Ms. Hudgens looks like a whore!
Overall rating-8.5 outta 10



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