I didn't get to watch Bruno for the movie only lasted a week in theaters. I bet the Filipino mainstream couldn't handle it, so it wasn't a smashing success here in the Philippines.
But now I had already watched it, thanks to a pirated DVD copy. Heck, the subtitles were even all correct![or 98% of 'em for that matter]
Sacha really took it to another level this time. The gay thing really wasn't for me, but I was still laughing out loud! Sacha is really a genius when it comes to pissin' off the public.
Bruno, for me, is the Borat of 2009. Similar storyline, similar characters, but the antics were all together different. I'm tellin' 'ya, you guys will be shocked if you watched it. I can't criticize the film for what do I know? Or rather, what do critics know anyway?
But there's one thing that I'll guarantee if you get to watch this film. You will burst out laughing!
Monday, September 21, 2009
The Taylor-Kanye Fiasco
The MTV VMAs 2009 spectacle just recently caused a lot of outrage to the music fans all around the world. From the little kids[who look up to Taylor I believe]here to the concerned moms in the US, this demonstration of arrogance by Kanye really has a lot of people peeved.
I for one, am bothered by the fact that someone as beautiful as Taylor would be disrespected. I mean, who would dare attempt to display insolence in front of such exquisiteness. I definitely wouldn't want to be on Taylor's bad side because honestly, I wanna be personal buds with the country singer.
Well anyway, I know that Kanye is apoligizin' publicly right now[CNN.com] and honestly says that he's in the wrong on that one. But I just don't like the excuses that he's makin'.
He's sayin' that he acted strangely that night because his mom died like what, almost 2 years ago?! Fuck that bullcrap!
I mean, move on man. Your mom's in a happier place right now, so let her be. You're old enough to know what's right or wrong anyway.
Well I ain't sayin' that he was usin' his mom to justify his actions. I was just sayin' that he doesn't have to make any excuses as to what caused him to act foolishly.
Nice rap technique and words though Mr. Kanye. But your personality sucks!!
I for one, am bothered by the fact that someone as beautiful as Taylor would be disrespected. I mean, who would dare attempt to display insolence in front of such exquisiteness. I definitely wouldn't want to be on Taylor's bad side because honestly, I wanna be personal buds with the country singer.
Well anyway, I know that Kanye is apoligizin' publicly right now[CNN.com] and honestly says that he's in the wrong on that one. But I just don't like the excuses that he's makin'.
He's sayin' that he acted strangely that night because his mom died like what, almost 2 years ago?! Fuck that bullcrap!
I mean, move on man. Your mom's in a happier place right now, so let her be. You're old enough to know what's right or wrong anyway.
Well I ain't sayin' that he was usin' his mom to justify his actions. I was just sayin' that he doesn't have to make any excuses as to what caused him to act foolishly.
Nice rap technique and words though Mr. Kanye. But your personality sucks!!
Piss-Drunken Master
Alcohol really has my number real bad. I don't know why but for some strange reason, alcohol almost completely erases my memory. I always can't seem to remember how I got home.
Last night was a perfect example. I was at Jason's house drinkin' because it's his b-day. I was even supposed to go to school for a fuckin' night class, but I ditched that and opted for alcohol consumption instead.
I don't know what time we ended, but I do remember arrivin' at home at around midnight. The problem was that I can't remember how I got home. I don't even know if Ron accompanied me at all. I don't even fockin' remember how we parted ways.
All I remember was that I was on a tricycle ridin' towards my house and I suddenly felt the strong urge of excess alcohol wanting to burst outta' my bladder. But instead of askin' the driver to pull over so I could relieve myself, I was too piss-drunk to do that and instead, I chose the easy way out.
I fuckin' urinated while sittin' down. It sounds disgusting to everyone, but it's funny to me. I mean, I really think it's hilarious because lazyness really caused me to do that!
Last night was a perfect example. I was at Jason's house drinkin' because it's his b-day. I was even supposed to go to school for a fuckin' night class, but I ditched that and opted for alcohol consumption instead.
I don't know what time we ended, but I do remember arrivin' at home at around midnight. The problem was that I can't remember how I got home. I don't even know if Ron accompanied me at all. I don't even fockin' remember how we parted ways.
All I remember was that I was on a tricycle ridin' towards my house and I suddenly felt the strong urge of excess alcohol wanting to burst outta' my bladder. But instead of askin' the driver to pull over so I could relieve myself, I was too piss-drunk to do that and instead, I chose the easy way out.
I fuckin' urinated while sittin' down. It sounds disgusting to everyone, but it's funny to me. I mean, I really think it's hilarious because lazyness really caused me to do that!
Solar Sport's/Basketball TV's false Advertising?
I would just like to rant about Solar Sports here. Or Basketball TV[a.k.a."btv"] if you would like to call it that.
It's just that I feel so disappointed that they are not showing the live coverage of the Eurobasket thing. I'm a natural basketball junkie, so I really need to get my basketball fix once in a while[just like I need my MMA fix almost everyday].
But I wouldn't really feel satisfied watchin' basketball if I'm watching the Linas Kleiza or the Andrei Kirilenko of 2007! I actually was deceived last night because they[BTV] were showing the semis game between Lithuania and Russia from almost 2 years ago!
At first I said "Hey, JR Holden and AK-47 are in the lineup after all[somebody told me they weren't]. Then after a couple of minutes, I realized that I was bein' ripped off! "This shit isn't from the same day!" I said. After all this talk from that BTV hostess[ forgot the name of that Chinese-lookin' chick]that they're doin' a full coverage , this is what I'm gonna get?! Bullshit!
It's just that I feel so disappointed that they are not showing the live coverage of the Eurobasket thing. I'm a natural basketball junkie, so I really need to get my basketball fix once in a while[just like I need my MMA fix almost everyday].
But I wouldn't really feel satisfied watchin' basketball if I'm watching the Linas Kleiza or the Andrei Kirilenko of 2007! I actually was deceived last night because they[BTV] were showing the semis game between Lithuania and Russia from almost 2 years ago!
At first I said "Hey, JR Holden and AK-47 are in the lineup after all[somebody told me they weren't]. Then after a couple of minutes, I realized that I was bein' ripped off! "This shit isn't from the same day!" I said. After all this talk from that BTV hostess[ forgot the name of that Chinese-lookin' chick]that they're doin' a full coverage , this is what I'm gonna get?! Bullshit!
Edu's Birthday[The Aftermath]
Here I am, a wasted motherfucker. Came from Sampaloc Manila last night to drink just a couple of rounds. What happened instead was I drank a lot more than just a couple of rounds!
I really am weak in drinking alcohol nowadays. Just a couple of bottles could really knock me out. Especially those redhorses? Man they really pack a mean punch. Like one of Anderson Silva's. I'm already wasted last night while my drinkin' buddies were still up and running! What's more, some of them were girls. Now doesn't that show what type of loser I am? Hehe, NOT!!
I better rest. There's another birthday drinkin' session later. This one's for Winson[did I spell that right] a.k.a."Pintadoz". Pasay is the place to be later, more specifically, Triple RJ Bar is where it's gonna be at. Gotta go! To rest that is.
I really am weak in drinking alcohol nowadays. Just a couple of bottles could really knock me out. Especially those redhorses? Man they really pack a mean punch. Like one of Anderson Silva's. I'm already wasted last night while my drinkin' buddies were still up and running! What's more, some of them were girls. Now doesn't that show what type of loser I am? Hehe, NOT!!
I better rest. There's another birthday drinkin' session later. This one's for Winson[did I spell that right] a.k.a."Pintadoz". Pasay is the place to be later, more specifically, Triple RJ Bar is where it's gonna be at. Gotta go! To rest that is.
The Yacht[s]
I just had a dinner cruise with some peepz along Manila Bay when I had this vision. A vision of me being filthy rich!
I already had this vision before, as in a long long time ago. These yachts caught my eye, and these metallic dreadnaughts[or is this how the fuck you spell it? the spell checker's sayin' otherwise...too busy to look it up on google]are really a status thing! Just save up somethin' like 20-50 million Php and you've got it made!
And oh, almost forgot to mention. I don't know what happened back there, but I suddenly found myself singin' "Bakit Ngayon Ka Lang" in a duet, and I was doin' Ogie Alcasid's part[or whoever that was that originally sang that shite]. GOod times man, good fuckin' times...
I already had this vision before, as in a long long time ago. These yachts caught my eye, and these metallic dreadnaughts[or is this how the fuck you spell it? the spell checker's sayin' otherwise...too busy to look it up on google]are really a status thing! Just save up somethin' like 20-50 million Php and you've got it made!
And oh, almost forgot to mention. I don't know what happened back there, but I suddenly found myself singin' "Bakit Ngayon Ka Lang" in a duet, and I was doin' Ogie Alcasid's part[or whoever that was that originally sang that shite]. GOod times man, good fuckin' times...
Sweet Potato
Man I was a sweet potato during our Math 13 midterms. In vernacular terms, "ako'y nangamote". I didn't get anything right even if I had a cheat sheet! What a fuckin' loser, right?
Guess I'm really too cool for school and I don't need a dang diploma. Hopefully that's true. I really don't know what to do with my scholastic life. Just keepin' the parents happy I guess...
Guess I'm really too cool for school and I don't need a dang diploma. Hopefully that's true. I really don't know what to do with my scholastic life. Just keepin' the parents happy I guess...
UFC 102[post fight analysis]
Once again, a satisfying night[day here] of fights!
Vera showed why he's too much for Soszynski[or however the fuck you wanna spell his name out]! I'm really awaiting the day Anderson Silva gets to face Brandon Vera. I know that's too much to ask, but come on. Who doesn't want to see detonation? Good win for Brandon. Pilipino! Pilipino! Pilipino! Bebot Bebot be-Bebot Bebot!
Next stop is the Leben-Rosholt fight. This clearly shows how "lower-tier" Leben has become. He's a C-level gatekeeper at best. Even on the roids, he wasn't fast enough. Really looked slow and sluggish. Rosholt on the other hand, shows us that excellent wrestling peppered with good jiu-jitsu could get you the W. Leben only has bricks for fists while Rosholt is more well rounded, which is what every aspiring champ should be[check out GSP].
The Maia-Marquardt really shocked me because of the devastating fashion displayed in the right hand that caused the stoppage. Royce Gracie 2.0 really didn't have any hands to begin with, so The Great just exploited this and gave us a glimpse of what happened to Arlovski before when he faced Fedor.
Dean Of Mean-Thiago Silva was of no surprise to me. I saw the outcome of that fight in a crystal ball ever since that match-up was announced by Joe Silva[though I got 4 picks out of 10 wrong]. I actually saw a split-screen on the crystal ball's image. One was showing Thiago pounding Jardine out in the 1st round, and the other was an image of Silva knocking Jardine out with a leg kick followed by a stiff hook to the chin.
The last bout was a battle for the ages! The fight definitely lived up the the hype! I was just surprised at Nogueira's boxing, which is really underrated. But as far as I know, I do remember him having pretty good boxing during his Pride days. Randy did pretty well in the stand-up too, until "he got caught"[which is pretty much becomin' a cliche nowadays and is the most used up excuse in the book of MMA or fighting in general].
I'm sure Randy executed his game plan to perfection. It's just that it's extremely difficult to follow your own formulated strategy if it's not playin' itself out and you're bein' repeatedly punched in the face.
All in all, a great night of fights! Thank you UFC. You just gave me my monthly dose of MMA-fix. Good enough to last 'till UFC 103 next month. 'Till then, see you around in cyberspace!!! It's a lazy afternoon!
Vera showed why he's too much for Soszynski[or however the fuck you wanna spell his name out]! I'm really awaiting the day Anderson Silva gets to face Brandon Vera. I know that's too much to ask, but come on. Who doesn't want to see detonation? Good win for Brandon. Pilipino! Pilipino! Pilipino! Bebot Bebot be-Bebot Bebot!
Next stop is the Leben-Rosholt fight. This clearly shows how "lower-tier" Leben has become. He's a C-level gatekeeper at best. Even on the roids, he wasn't fast enough. Really looked slow and sluggish. Rosholt on the other hand, shows us that excellent wrestling peppered with good jiu-jitsu could get you the W. Leben only has bricks for fists while Rosholt is more well rounded, which is what every aspiring champ should be[check out GSP].
The Maia-Marquardt really shocked me because of the devastating fashion displayed in the right hand that caused the stoppage. Royce Gracie 2.0 really didn't have any hands to begin with, so The Great just exploited this and gave us a glimpse of what happened to Arlovski before when he faced Fedor.
Dean Of Mean-Thiago Silva was of no surprise to me. I saw the outcome of that fight in a crystal ball ever since that match-up was announced by Joe Silva[though I got 4 picks out of 10 wrong]. I actually saw a split-screen on the crystal ball's image. One was showing Thiago pounding Jardine out in the 1st round, and the other was an image of Silva knocking Jardine out with a leg kick followed by a stiff hook to the chin.
The last bout was a battle for the ages! The fight definitely lived up the the hype! I was just surprised at Nogueira's boxing, which is really underrated. But as far as I know, I do remember him having pretty good boxing during his Pride days. Randy did pretty well in the stand-up too, until "he got caught"[which is pretty much becomin' a cliche nowadays and is the most used up excuse in the book of MMA or fighting in general].
I'm sure Randy executed his game plan to perfection. It's just that it's extremely difficult to follow your own formulated strategy if it's not playin' itself out and you're bein' repeatedly punched in the face.
All in all, a great night of fights! Thank you UFC. You just gave me my monthly dose of MMA-fix. Good enough to last 'till UFC 103 next month. 'Till then, see you around in cyberspace!!! It's a lazy afternoon!
"We are the champions[my friends]"
First time ever that I've been in a championship team for a basketball tournament. I can't believe that in all my years of playin' the sport, I never got to taste gold! I just love that elusive taste!
Ironic thing was that in all the championship games that I lost to, this was the only championship game where I'm relegated to bench status! Man I'd rather log in heavy minutes playing for a losin' team rather than to be reduced to cheerleader. Good thing I could take one for the team. It's only me that appreciates my goodwill, damn that!!
Ironic thing was that in all the championship games that I lost to, this was the only championship game where I'm relegated to bench status! Man I'd rather log in heavy minutes playing for a losin' team rather than to be reduced to cheerleader. Good thing I could take one for the team. It's only me that appreciates my goodwill, damn that!!
1st Loss
I thought that we would go undefeated for the rest of the season, but I was wrong. we lost in OT, by 3 fuckers! Daym!
And to make matters worse, I didn't get to attend m y class last night. And the reason? I was stupid enough not to remove my celfone on silent mode! All I could say is that sleep really ruins my fuckin' plans, big time!!
And to make matters worse, I didn't get to attend m y class last night. And the reason? I was stupid enough not to remove my celfone on silent mode! All I could say is that sleep really ruins my fuckin' plans, big time!!
Quasi-Rakista Jam 10.6
I was supposed to be at the Rakista Jam last night at G-Mix bar[near Shangri-La], but I wasn't. I once again fell victim to sleep. The same culprit that made me miss my friend Tonton's wedding to Diorelle, the same shit that destroyed my previous relationship, the same exact fucker that makes me slack and not hit the books!
Turk[a.k.a. Mikki(or however way you spell that)]was expectin' me. We were supposed to meet up at the venue at around 8PM. But alas, some plans really are meant to be ruined, or should I say spoiled. Sorry Turk and friends, I let you down...
Turk[a.k.a. Mikki(or however way you spell that)]was expectin' me. We were supposed to meet up at the venue at around 8PM. But alas, some plans really are meant to be ruined, or should I say spoiled. Sorry Turk and friends, I let you down...
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